I fully anticipate that I'm in my bed wishing I could sleep a few more hours or days right now. The weekend was one of exhaustion and fun; a whirlwind tour of the great plains and a wedding ends up being much like a con in that way, it turns out. Only you're actually allowed to bring liquids into cons, normally. The Transportation Security Administration was a little less lenient than your average con bouncer in that regard....

As a result, of course, I've spent the entire weekend thinking of not-the-comic. So without further ado, I pass you over to Artis....

Contrary to appearances, cijil actually wrote his news post several days ago...before he even left. He must be psychic. It's the only answer!